sex sex sex video

i know you are craving for some hollywood and local sex videos... here's the one i've been searching for how many years!!1
luckily i was able to find it for free1!!! yahoo.... here's mr. colin farrell and his bitch ex-gf who taped their sex act!!! sooo hot!!! love you colin!!! so am sharing with you this video

scouting is fun

really, this is the scouting month again so im sharing you some videos why scouting is a fun activity....






this one's not bout scouting..a very nice video..i will be dancing this

expect a wet and wild birthday bash

yah...its going to be my birtthday this wednesday!!! im so excited!!! we will be clebrating it on a resort here in our province.. i will just postour pictures so just keep on reading this boring blog....jejeje..adios

top 10 songs for the broken hearted....continued

Number 5: Before I let You Go
I can still remember yesterday
We were so in love in a special way
And knowing that you love me
Made me feel, oh, so right

But now I feel lost,
Don't know what to do
Each and everyday I think of you
Holdin' back the tears
I'm trying with all my might

Refrain:
Because you've gone and left me
Standin' all alone
And I know i've got to face
Tomorrow on my own
But baby

Chorus:
Before I let you go
I want to say I love you
I hope that you're listenin'
'coz it's true, baby, oh yeah
You'll be forever in my heart
And I know that no one else will do
So before I let you go
I want to say "i love you"

I wish that it could be
Just like before
I know I could've given you
So much more
Even though you know
I've given you all my love
I miss your smile, I miss your kiss
Each and everyday I reminisce
'coz baby it's you
That i'm always dreamin' of

Repeat refrain & chorus

Bridge:
Letting love go is never easy
But I love you so
That's why I set you free
I know someday, somehow
I'll find a way
To leave it all behind me
Guess it wasn't meant to be
But baby

Before I let you go
I want to say I love you
I hope that you're listenin'
'coz it's true, baby, oh yeah
You'll be forever in my heart
And I know that no one else will do
So before I let you go
I want to say...
So before I let you go
I want to say "i love you"

No.4- someday

Someday, you're gonna realize
One day, you'll see this through my eyes
By then I won't even be there
I'll be happy somewhere
Even if I cared

I know you don't really see my worth
You think you're the last guy on earth
Well, I've got news for you
I know I'm not that strong
But it won't take long, won't take long

CHORUS
'Cause someday, someone's gonna love me
The way I wanted you to need me
Someday, someone's gonna take your place
One day, I'll forget about you
You'll see, I won't even miss you
Someday, someday

Right now, I know you can tell
I'm down and I'm not doin' well
But one day, these tears
They will all run dry
I won't have to cry sweet goodbye

CHORUS
'Cause someday, someone's gonna love me
The way I wanted you to need me
Someday, someone's gonna take your place, Ooh
One day, I'll forget about you
You'll see, I won't even miss you
Someday, I know someone's gonna be there

Someday, someone's gonna love me
The way I wanted you to need me
Someday, someone's gonna take your place
One day, I'll forget about you
You'll see, I won't even miss you
Someday, someday

Ahh yeah yeah

#3- You’ve Made me stronger

Is it hard to believe I'm okay
After all, it's been a while since you walked away
I'm way past crying over your finding someone new
You turned my days into bright
But now I see the light
And this may be a big surprise to you
REFRAIN:
(But/'Cause) you've made me stronger by breaking my heart
You ended my life and made a better one start
You've taught me everything from fallin' in love
To letting go of a lie
Yes, you've made me stronger, baby, by saying goodbye
If you'd rather believe I'm not over you
Go ahead-there's nothing wrong with making believe
I know 'cause I used to pretend you'd come back to me
But time has been such a friend
Brought me to my senses again
And I have you to thank for setting me free
(Repeat Refrain)
Think again
Don't feel so sorry for me, my friend
Oh, don't you know
I'm not the one at the losing end.
(Repeat Refrain twice moving into higher notes 'till fade)
You made stronger by saying
Goodbye...

No.2- Sa Kanya

Nagmulat ako,
at ngayo'y nagi-isa,
pagkatapos ng ulan...
Bagama't nakalipas na, ang mga sandali, ay nagmumuni...
kung ako'y nagwagi...
pinipilit mang sabihin, na ito'y wala sa akin,
ngunit bakit hanggang ngayon,
nagdurugo pa rin....


CHORUS:
sa kanya pa rin, babalik sigaw ng damdamin sa kanya pa rin sasaya, bulong ng puso ko, kung buhay pa ang alaala ng ating nakaraan,
ang pagmamahal at panahon,
alay pa rin
sa kanya...

.
at sa hatinggabi, at nagi-isa na lang, ay minamasdan ang larawan mo,
at ngayo'y bumalik ng siya'y kapiling pa,
alaala ng buong magdamag,
kung sakali mang isipin na ito'y
wala sa akin,
sana'y dinggin ang tinig kong
nagi-isa pa rin...

( repeat chorus)


(repeat chorus except last line)


ang pagmamahal at panahon alay pa rin.....sa kanya

sa kanya, ooohhh...
sa kanya, owoohh...
sa kanya....

No. 1- Ikaw ang Lahat sa Akin

Ikaw ang lahat sa akin
Kahit ika'y wala sa aking piling
Isang magandang alaala
Isang kahapong lagi kong kasama

Ikaw ang lahat sa akin
Kahit ika'y di ko dapat ibigin
Dapat ba kitang limutin
Pa'no mapipigil ang isang damdamin
Kung ang sinisigaw
Ikaw ang lahat sa akin

At kung hindi ngayon ang panahon
Upang ikaw ay mahalin
Bukas na walang hanggan
Doo'y maghihintay pa rin

Ikaw ang lahat sa akin
Sa Maykapal aking dinadalangin
Dapat ba kitang limutin
Pa'no mapipigil ang isang damdamin
Kung ang sinisigaw
Ikaw ang lahat sa akin

At kung hindi ngayon ang panahon
Upang ikaw ay mahalin
Bukas na walang hanggan
Hanggang matapos ang kailan pa man
Bukas na walang hanggan
Doo'y maghihintay pa rin

Pa'no mapipigil ang isang damdamin
Kung ang sinisigaw
Ikaw ang lahat sa akin

At kung hindi ngayon ang panahon
Upang ikaw ay mahalin
Bukas na walang hanggan
Hanggang matapos ang kailan pa man
Bukas na walang hanggan
Doo'y maghihintay pa rin

how to arouse your MAN...

"..to please your man in bed is the greatest present you will give him in his entire adult life.."

..but how will you do it? here are some ways on how you can spice up your sex-life and eventually drive your man hot and wild in bed...(and ebventually talagang hahanap hanapin ka niya)....

1. Show your body assets. Give him the view that he craves..say fir instance he really loves your breast... give him a full view of your boobies while on top of him..
2. Lick then suck his nipples. This is one of the pleasure-spot of men. It is highly recommended!!!
3. Go to his G-spot... Hey, not only women have G-sot. You know how much pleasure it gives if your G-spot is stimulated... but where in the hell is the G-spot of men? It's the man's prostate, a chest-nut size at the base of his penis. So try stroking and giving a hand to that sensitive spot of men.
4. Stroke and lick his perenium.. the perenium is the smooth space between the testicle and anus.
5. Compliment him... Man craves for feedback.. So while doing the deed, try to tell how much pleasure he gives you.
6. Lick his earlobe... Another hotspot for men. tried and tested by a friend...
7. Kiss and nib gently his nose.. Yes, you read it right. his nose mimic the erectile tissue found in his penis...
8. He likes it rough... when man is almost on the throes of passion/climax, he want some rough action.. Try slapping his butt or pulling his hair. This will increase his satisfaction.
9. Prolong his climax. The longer he lasts, the deeper his climax.

TOP 10 OPM SONGS FOR THE BROKEN-HEARTED

Have you been hurt by someone you love so much? Well, I believe you are coz you wont be reading this post. Anyway, has your heart been broken? For how many times? By who? What do you usually do when you are mending a broken heart? Do you cry like a river( well, that’s normal after loving him/her so damn much) or do you sulk yourself in your bed and trying to think of the “good memories?” well, I think most of us do those mentioned above aside from listening to some feel-good music over the radio.. but what do you usually listen to when you are broken-hearted? Here are some of the songs I recommend to listen to when mending a broken heart.
10. Mukha kang Sofa- Glenn Ternal
Want to get revenge to your ex-honey or ex-sweetie for what she has done to you? Well, why don’t you burn copies of this song 18 times in one cd and send it to her? For sure, upon hearing this song she will realize that she’s really a bitch aside from the fact that she will be mad upon hearing this song over and over again. Now, want a sweet revenge? Heed my advice and burn copies of this song.
Best Part of the song: Mukha kang sofa, Di nakakatuwa ang iyong mukha kang sofa, muntik na akong mapahiga… Ang cute cute mo noon, butete ka ngayon… Sofa…sofa…sofa…mukha kang sofa… mukha mukha… mukha…. Mukha mo’y nakakasuka(4x)
9. Halaga-Parokya ni Edgar
In love with your friend but she’s in love with someone else??? Well, this one’s for you. I know some friends who fall in love with their best friend but they don’t want to tell them how they feel coz they don’t want to risk their friendship.. some people don’t have the courage to cross the thin border between friendship and love because they fear of losing the person they love so much. Well, for you who loves his bestfriend so much.. this is for you..
Best part of the song: Umiiyak ka na naman, langya talaga wala ka bang ibang alam, namumugtong mga mata, kalian pa ba kaya ikaw magsasawa…… sa libu-libong pagkakataon na tayo’y magkasama iilang ulit palang kitang nakitang masaya, naiinis akong isipin na ginaganyan ka niya siguro ay hindi niya lang alam ang yung tunay na halaga…
8. Kahit Isang Saglit- Martin Nievera
Its not easy to forget your ex you know… coz you also shared your life to him. You wanna remember the moments you spent together and bring back the pain in your heart? Well, listen to this song..

Best Part: Sana ikay muling Makita ko..damhin ang tibok ng puso mo.. Sana’y yakapin mo akong muli..kahit sandali..kahit isang saglit mayakap ka…
7. Kung Mahal Mo siya- jay-r
The soulful rendition to this song of the rnb pince is so fabulous.. beautiful lyric+beautiful voice=one big time hit song… well, I love the lyrics.. para sa mga taong nagmamahal pero may mahal ng inba ang minamahal.. hay….. gulo ng buhay pag ibig…
Best Part: kung mahal mo siya, ay pipilitin kong di mo Makita na di ko kaya kung mahal mo siya di mo maririnig sa akin ang mga hikbui dahil mahal kita!
6. Kailangan ko’y Ikaw- Regine VelasquezThis song is for people who are not only madly but also desperately in love with someone(well, am one of them!!!jejeje). but this special someone has left us with nothing but a broken heart.. so sulk yourself and listen to Regine’s beautiful rendition of this song…
Best Part of the Song: O giliw nasan ka, bakit lumisan ka? Paano na ang puso kong nag-iisa. Kailangan ko’y ikaw ditto sa piling ko..

*** the top 5 songs will be posted tomorrow*****

joke!!!koke!!joke!

the gift of life is the greatest gift anybody can ever receive.. thats why i am soo grateful to our Lord for this wonderful blessing...


hmmnn... i have been sitting in front of my unit thinking of my post for today... well before that, i am so mad at myself for my stupidity coz i am retyping this blog!!! i wasnt able to post the one i made minutes ago... yafu!!!! dakilang tang orange juice!!!

anyway,back to my topic for today... i had been thinking of a topic which i am well-versed.. something i can discuss freely... then my phone suddelny rang.. a dear friend of mine sent me an SMS which really brightened my day by making me laugh,,, really laugh hard.. actually despite my anger, am still laughing with that joke...

maybe, if my neurons will not cooperate with me when i am infront of my unit, i might as well post a joke of the week blog... pasensya na kung puro kakornihan ang mga ilalagay ko.. just leave your comments nalang.. mababaw lang akong tao.. sobra... basta, i might have the joke of the week post... just wait and see.. anyway, let me share to you this joke that really completed my day.. i hope this joke will also make you laugh!!!


TEACHER ASKS JOHNNY: if there we're 5 birds on a fence and you shot one of them, how many birds would be left?


JOHNNY: none ma'am as other birds will fly away....


TEACHER ANSWERED: the answer is 4 but i like the way you think...

JOHNNY: i have a question too ma'am.

TEACHER: okay, what is it?


JOHNNY: if three women are eating ice cream... 1 is licking.... 1 is biting... 1 is sucking... which woman is married ma'am?


TEACHER NERVOUSLY ANSWERED: well, the one sucking the ice cream cone....

JOHNNY: no ma'am you're wrong... the one with a wedding ring on her finger is married.. BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK MA'AM!!! :-D

BAKLA MET GAYAM TI LOKO....

What are the things that piss you off? Or the better question is who are the people that piss you off?

For me, there are people that really piss me off whenever I remember them or see them along Plaza Maestro or just along the streets.. but, I’d rather not talk about them here in my blog coz it would be libelous.. and I am not ready for that especially going to the jail…but there is a song that whenever played over our neighbor’s radio or sung by some people with their creepy voice makes me sick!! I simply don’t like the arrangement, melody and most of all, the lyrics of the song!!! The song I am particularly talking about is an ilokano song entitled “ BAKLA MET GAYAM TI LOKO”.. the song goes this way…


BAKLA MET GAYAM TI LOKO




napa nak man nagpal palla-ilang jay igid ti baybay

maawisak ang mangbuya't dalluyon aparnwayen ti taaw

mariknak man pul-oy ti angin agkalalamiisan

intugaw ko iti kadaratan pam-rya ah tangaden ti law-an

timmakderak ta adda mapasungad ko lalaki ah gwapo

inurnos ko buok ken takder ko bareng nu maki amamu

idin ta asideg ket inisemak ngem dinak inkasanu

pinagkitak lattan ti insurot ko ilalabas na ti batug ko




kursunadak man ti taraki na..

kasla ti artista ti langa na

kataytayag na ni goma, kallit na kasla ken aga

mainluv nak sa metten

ta detuy pusok agpitik unayen

jak inggaan ket innak suruten, nagan na ti innak amwen




jak sinayang ti oras ko ken kanito ket kinamakam ko

jak nagbain ket sinaludsud ko "anya ti nagan mo"??

naklaat tak idin ta agsao ay katimtimek ko

insungbat na, “apayya? Aniat ibagam? Siak ti badinggerzi sister.

Istorbo ka ti panagbiag ko… che!”




Kasla nakanyon ti barukong ko

Saggaysan sa payen panaganges ko

Jak lang koman nakiaammo

Bakla met gayam ti loko

Guwapo ket mapagtalkan

Ken siak ton maadalan

Uray nataraki wenno namacho

Nu bakla met a manglimlimo

Uray nataraki wenno namacho

Nu bakla met gayam gayyem ko

Uray nataraki wenno namacho

bakla met gayam ti loko….










This popular song became a household themesong of the corny people here more than 2 years ago wherein novelty type of songs reign.. and I still think it is still popular.. that whenever it is played on the awful am radio stations here, people from 5-50 years old sings the song. Even my pupils sing it in our school.. well, you cant blame them because they hear that song a million times over the radio.. and it has a catchy lyrics I guess… now, why does this song makes me sick?

Simply, this song degrades the morality of the gay community… in this society where some puritanicals and self-righteous people think that being true to yourself and being gay is a sin, having that song played over the radio is like putting a salt in a wound. What I’m trying to say is that let’s be fair to them. Afterall, they are human beings also. Also, it makes me feel sick to hear the way it was sung… if the great Simon Cowell would hear the song, perhaps his comment would be like this: “Oh my God! You don’t have a beautiful voice, you seriously murdered that song, its awful, boring, whiny, creepy, absolutely dreadful, terrible, torture, horrible, hideous, Dolly Parton on a helium, stupid, corny, disturbing, ferocious, disaster, lunatic, robotic, not great, pure karaoke, over the place, painful, an annoying girl singing in the bedroom, notes all over the place. To top of it all: it is exactly identical with my nightmare!”




Lesson learned from the song?... nothing… I simply don’t understand it.. I did not bother to translate it. It is not worth of my precious time. Jak maawatan. This is just my opinion and I am entitled to it.




Postscript: my sincerest thanks to Les for the lyrics… thanks a lot my dear friend.

why blog?

i really dont know what hooked me up on blog...
this just popped up in my mind last night... actually it is morning coz i woke up at 3 am today... i was thinking a lot of things..... what my life has become for 23 years, what i want to be in the future, what dreams i have for me and my family... some forbidden fantasies(hhmmnn...... me too especially its cold and raining outside--ed. winking!).. my friends... so many things occupied my mind that i havent slept anymore... one of those things i was thinking was blogging... i am not a writer... actually i am poor at writing (aside from the fact that i have a poor penmanship lolz).... i can't even express myself well..really you will see and prove now that am poor at expressing myself... my grammar is also pooooooooooooooor... and i have a limited vocabulary...lolz... but these will not prevent me from blogging... right netizens? through my blog, i hope i will be able to learn to express myself, my thoughts, my opinions, and my feelings....so let's start,,, why b-laglag??? well, thats weird and corny..lolz... coz im a corny and weird person..lolz.. in my blog, i hope to discuss some words i use everyday, new words learned and weird and funny words... since blog is all about weaving words, i will try to discuss words that matter in my life... maybe in your life too.. words you might hear soon... words you have heard but dont know their meaning... ah basta,..laglag is an iloko word for someone stupid. well, thats me... i think im stupid..lolz...anyways, this is me... this is my blog....


word for the day: momonski(adj)- people who cannot comprehend, who cannot understand the lesson...for a roader definition, people who are below average in their performance...[orig. iloko]
"hay naku.. ang hirap ninyong umintindi!!! momonski kayo."